So I went hunting for an ellusive tin one monday morning. The infamous non existent tin that has evaded us for over a year now. No doubt through some desperation I went into a traditional medicine shop to see if perhaps there was some old school tin used to hold some herbs. I was even prepared to buy the herbs. Upon entering I was greeted with an ominous voice beckoning me to the deepest darkest back corner of the shop. Here I met Martha, a traditional Sangoma. She wouldn't let me leave without throwing my bones and reading my past, present and future.
Not really interested in my bones, but keen for some cool photos, I paid her, took of my shoes, blowed unto the bag of bones, touched it twice to my knees and got the future told.
Okay now for those of you know me, She had some very interesting points.
1. My Grandmother on the dads side is the ruler of us all and she will look after us, even when she is dead. (if youve met you've met her, you'll understand.)
2. I quit on love, apparantly and I should learn accept it.
3. I used to do a lot of excersize with my legs, but theyre tired now.
4. I will have no troubles making money, but that I also easily spend it on things that I dont need. (pretty general and vague, but true nonetheless)
5. I have lots of friends but one in particular I should be wary of because he loves money too much. (you guys can fight about that one)
And so it went on. I reckon it was an unexpectedly nice psychiatric session. There was no talking about any feelings, some real advice on the future and a few pertenint Yes and No answers as givin by her pointing stick. All for R50. As an added bonus she wanted to give some muty to extend my penis, for free because she liked me. I declined.
Not really interested in my bones, but keen for some cool photos, I paid her, took of my shoes, blowed unto the bag of bones, touched it twice to my knees and got the future told.
Okay now for those of you know me, She had some very interesting points.
1. My Grandmother on the dads side is the ruler of us all and she will look after us, even when she is dead. (if youve met you've met her, you'll understand.)
2. I quit on love, apparantly and I should learn accept it.
3. I used to do a lot of excersize with my legs, but theyre tired now.
4. I will have no troubles making money, but that I also easily spend it on things that I dont need. (pretty general and vague, but true nonetheless)
5. I have lots of friends but one in particular I should be wary of because he loves money too much. (you guys can fight about that one)
And so it went on. I reckon it was an unexpectedly nice psychiatric session. There was no talking about any feelings, some real advice on the future and a few pertenint Yes and No answers as givin by her pointing stick. All for R50. As an added bonus she wanted to give some muty to extend my penis, for free because she liked me. I declined.
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